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  You're Going To Hell...

  by pale recluse in

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  ...if you don't change your evil ways, baby.

  the fear of the lord prolongeth days:.

  but the years of the wicked shall be shortened..

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  Lance Bass N'space (In Installments)

  by pale recluse in

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  part i - the prequel .

  watch this space for further installments.

  netx: part ii - "stardate 10:12:02

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  The Pope Wants You To Turn Him On!

  by pale recluse in

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  edited by - pale recluse on 29 july 2002 15:23:37.

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  Do you love people more now that you're out?

  by writerpen in

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  i was thinking about this the other day.

  since i've left the borg, i find myself loving other humans more.

  like all the little children being abducted, the miners trapped in the mine last week, the victims of car accidents that i pass on the road, a woman crying in the car next to me while waiting for the green light, the homeless that i see every weekend at a local soup kitchen where i volunteer, etc.

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  How do you when your anointed?

  by haujobbz in

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  i had always been puzzled by this, how jws know there of the so called anointed class, i mean there not born anointed supposedly they know by means of holy spirit lol!!!!.

  its then there word against yours, i mean we could all end up saying we were anointed then what would happen, probably you would be told off by the elders or maybe they just wouldnt believe you,and why because they might think if "more say their anointed" the end wont come in there lifetime.

  guess what im starting to think im anointed!!!!!!!!

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  Jesus Shocked By Visit To Childhood Home

  by pale recluse in

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  jesus shocked by visit to childhood home: "neighborhood has really gone to hell"

  bethlehem jesus christ's return to his childhood home yesterday was reportedly "very disappointing," because of the dilapidated state of the surrounding area.

  "the neighborhood has really gone to hell," shouted our lord and savior over the staccato bursts of machine guns reporting and echoing.

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  Do you collect velvet Elvises?

  by pale recluse in

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  this product may be for you: .

  official disclaimer: the preceding material is purely for humorous purposes.

  these products are not really for sale.

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  Repent NOW you sinners!

  by pale recluse in

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  can't wash yourselves clean in the blood of the lamb?

  here's the next best thing!

  instantly wash away your sins with new repent!

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